99 plays / Created Sep 14, 14
Tired of letting pants rule every aspect of your life? Though deceiving in colder months, pants are not our friend; they are the enemy of freedom and democracy, an affront to the human spirit! From their savage brutality, no one is safe. Well, it's time to get together. We must fight against the tyranny of pants! I say, show up to your next job interview, wedding, funeral or court appearance without pants! We can do it, but we've got to do it together friends! No pants! No masters!